Beard Sand Mustache / Erogent Asshole (​$​hedu)

from by Monster Us, Manuel.

/
  • Streaming + Download

    Includes high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more. Paying supporters also get unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app.

      name your price

     

lyrics

leader of the herd
eater of the herb
alignment lawful good
telepathy beard sand mustache
always

your favorite g.i. joe
you thought youd finally won
$hedu out bid you and ivite you over
just to watch you watch them burn
that fuck

and back in middle school
at the talent show
$hedu breezed you up on stage
and ruined your interruptive dance
to cher

$hedu gets the girls
the ones you really like and then
calls you up just to rub it on in
tells you that they werent that great
in bed

hello? god damn it $hedu

boop $hedu $hedu
anything that he wants to do
and anything that you want to do
$hedu hell do it better than you

boop $hedu $hedu
anything that he wants to do
and anything that you want to do
$hedu hell do it better than you

i see you $hedu eyeballing me
from acrost the way
you dont intimidate me with your powerful stocky bodies
and your powerful feathered wings
their heads are large and humanoid
and rather dwarven in appearance
you best get that beard sand mustache outta my face
before i knock that faggy little breaded clothe or rope
off your forehead
but you aint speakin shit now are you?
however you always rely on telepathy
which youve mastered so well
what am i thinkin now?!
what am i thinkin now?!
you cant even make
rudimentary contract
can even maybe plants

well $shedu
whatchu gotta say for yourself?

erogent
fuck

boop $hedu $hedu
anything that he wants to do
and anything that you want to do
$hedu hell do it better than you

hes such a hes such a hes such a hes such a
hes such a hes such a hes such a hes such a
erogent hes erogent erogent hes such a erogent
hes such a erogent asshole

boop $hedu $hedu
anything that he wants to do
and anything that you want to do
$hedu hell do it better than you

hes such a hes such a hes such a hes such a
hes such a hes such a hes such a hes such a
erogent hes erogent erogent hes such a erogent
hes such a erogent asshole

shut the fuck up $hedu!!!

hes such a hes such a hes such a hes such a
hes such a hes such a
erogent hes such a hes erogent
hes such a hes such a erogent
hes such a erogent asshole!

boop $hedu $hedu
anything that he wants to do
and anything that you want to do
$hedu hell do it better than you

hes such a erogent asshole!
god damn it $hedu!

credits

from Monster Us, Manuel., released December 21, 2012

tags

license

all rights reserved

about

Monster Us, Manuel. Yahatahigashi Ward, Japan

contact / help

Contact Monster Us, Manuel.

Streaming and
Download help