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Monster Us, Manuel.

by Monster Us, Manuel.

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1.
no no we wont come home no we wont come home till a thousand suns have set on the crows who will feast on the bones of those fuckers no no we wont come home no we wont come home no we will not rest till we've drained all their blood till we've laid in their beds with their lovers no no we wont come home no we wont come home till a thousand suns have set on the crows who will feast on the bones of those fuckers no no we wont come home no we wont come home no we will not rest till we've drained all their blood till we've laid in their beds with their lovers we shall grab our swords we shall grab our shields the wand of orkus through our journey will guide us till death we will not yield we will destroy any giant overcome every element we will defeat dreaded dragons concur all unknown experiments we will murder any monster that gets in our way we will rescue and damsel in hopes for a lay we will discovery and steal whatever we feel oh all the foods and treasures and whatevers we will go down in history as the mighty warriors we will be triumphant we will be triumphant we will be triumphant we will be we will be we will be triumphant we will be triumphant we will be triumphant we will be we will be we will be triumphant we will be triumphant we will be triumphant we will be we will be you monsters better watch your shit! we will slay every last dragon capture every single maiden take them to our deepest dungeon let them rub up on our skin from ariel servant up to zombie nothing can hide there is no safety all monsters will run and cower from our awesome skills and power! we will be triumphant we will be triumphant we will be triumphant we will be we will be we will be triumphant we will be triumphant we will be triumphant we will be we will be we will be triumphant we will be triumphant we will be triumphant we will be we will be
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0wlbear x's alot 0wlbear 0wlbear insane wizard owl and a bear and a pare of scissors 0wlbear 0wlbear what the fuck? worse than part platypus worse than part duck 0wlbear 0wlbear attack on sight owl and a bear till death will fight 0wlbear 0wlbear what the fuck? im sorry bout your short comings im sorry bout your luck 0wlbear 0wlbear 0wlbear what the fuck? 0wlbear 0wlbear 0wlbear what the fuck? 0wlbear 0wlbear 0wlbear what the fuck? you poor pathetic fat ass creature you cant even love anyone or even hug them if you do you will hit them with a 2 to 16 point damage and probably kill them now theyre dead 0wlbear 0wlbear insane wizard owl and a bear and a pare of scissors 0wlbear 0wlbear what the fuck? worse than part platypus worse than part duck 0wlbear 0wlbear attack on sight owl and a bear till death will fight 0wlbear 0wlbear what the fuck? im sorry bout your short comings im sorry bout your luck
3.
the quaz!t hates his life he hates his kids and his wife quaz!t doses himself with gasoline strikes a match and stabs his face with a knife but its no use cus cold nor fire nor lightning will kill cus only magical or cold iron will kill the quaz!t wants to be whatever he wants to be but the god damn demon lord choose a wolf frog bat or a giant centipede oh how he wants to be anyone but he he was to frolic in the daisies do a dance naked maybe climb to the top of the world the quaz!t has but 6 questions hed like to ask like a commune spell is this is this contact? the quaz!t has but 6 questions hed like to ask like a commune spell is this is this contact? will you kill me? will you kill me? will you kill me? will you kill me? will you kill me? will you kill me? please? hey dad please dont kill yourself mom still needs you hey dad please dont kill yourself mom still needs you to take out the trash
4.
m0rk0th is biting me im charmed and suffering attacked without knowledge enabling m0rk0th to consume me m0rk0th is biting me im charmed and suffering attacked without knowledge enabling m0rk0th to consume me are you a m0rk0th? are you a m0rl0ck? its to dim for me to see you are you a m0rk0th? are you a m0rl0ck? spiral tunnels draw me near you are you a m0rk0th? are you a m0rl0ck? its to dim for me to see you are you a m0rk0th? are you a m0rl0ck? spiral tunnels draw me near you thee only way that ill make it out alive is by throwing a -4 on the die even if i was to cast a spell its no use the m0rk0th rubber im glue if a dispelled magic is case simultaneously i may just escape from below although even then the m0rk0th allowed a saving throw a saving throw a saving throw even then the m0rk0th allowed a saving throw
5.
what the hell is that? is it is it is it a zachittle? is it is it is it a zachittle? is it is it is it a zachittle? is it a zachittle or is it not? well what the hell is it? well dougy they are a race of intelligent aquatic beings that resemble small manta rays with barbed tails they have an evil disposition and worship evil powers
6.
g@leb duhr goin to get a keg with $hedu for m0ngle mans weekly bash passed the g@leb duhrs they were all out on the front lawn singin some eldridge tunes causen n preventin earthquakes what a bunch of rock creeps shardeen derr she was topless and and we could see her tit bush her hairy breast made me vomit and little baby gippy derr scampered over to catch it in his sippy cup before i was even done he asked me if i wanted it back or if he could just have it i threw up once more and his eyes glistened i jumped on $hedu and we was out! rock rock rock rock rock rock rock rock rock trash rock trash rock trash rock trash rock rock rock rock rock rock rock rock rock trash rock trash rock trash rock trash youve been eatn inbreed baby derrs for way to long now outside like a bunch of rock monkeys shardeen givin a suck not givin a fuck little baby gippy derr slurpin vomit sippy cup skippin chipper through his own bowels now thats just foul no one wants you around burry your boulder ass back undergrowned what a bunch of rock monkeys what a bunch of rock creeps what a bunch of rock monkeys what a bunch of rock creeps and little baby gippy derr slurping vomit sippy cups skipping chipper through his own bowels yellow rain boots he claps and howls splishing and a splashing his fun is everlasting giggle and a laughing all day long little baby gippy derr singing his song g@leb duhr g@leb duhr g@leb duhr sing an eldridge tune g@leb duhr sing an eldridge tune sing an eldridge tune sing an eldridge tune sing an eldridge tune sing an eldridge tune sing an eldridge tune you say your on a special diet diet a special diet but i find it a little hard for me to buy it buy it to buy it cus ive seen you eat you ass so retarded retarded retarded little baby gippy derr slurpin vom but hes not thee only one not thee only one not thee only one do you have any idea how many calories are in just one single serving of vom? cus ive seen every single one of you salivating over it sip slurp sucking some sip slurping sucking sip slurping and sucking some sip slurping sucking sip slurping and sucking some sip slurping sucking sip slurping and sucking some sip slurping and sucking sip slurping and sucking some
7.
leader of the herd eater of the herb alignment lawful good telepathy beard sand mustache always your favorite g.i. joe you thought youd finally won $hedu out bid you and ivite you over just to watch you watch them burn that fuck and back in middle school at the talent show $hedu breezed you up on stage and ruined your interruptive dance to cher $hedu gets the girls the ones you really like and then calls you up just to rub it on in tells you that they werent that great in bed hello? god damn it $hedu boop $hedu $hedu anything that he wants to do and anything that you want to do $hedu hell do it better than you boop $hedu $hedu anything that he wants to do and anything that you want to do $hedu hell do it better than you i see you $hedu eyeballing me from acrost the way you dont intimidate me with your powerful stocky bodies and your powerful feathered wings their heads are large and humanoid and rather dwarven in appearance you best get that beard sand mustache outta my face before i knock that faggy little breaded clothe or rope off your forehead but you aint speakin shit now are you? however you always rely on telepathy which youve mastered so well what am i thinkin now?! what am i thinkin now?! you cant even make rudimentary contract can even maybe plants well $shedu whatchu gotta say for yourself? erogent fuck boop $hedu $hedu anything that he wants to do and anything that you want to do $hedu hell do it better than you hes such a hes such a hes such a hes such a hes such a hes such a hes such a hes such a erogent hes erogent erogent hes such a erogent hes such a erogent asshole boop $hedu $hedu anything that he wants to do and anything that you want to do $hedu hell do it better than you hes such a hes such a hes such a hes such a hes such a hes such a hes such a hes such a erogent hes erogent erogent hes such a erogent hes such a erogent asshole shut the fuck up $hedu!!! hes such a hes such a hes such a hes such a hes such a hes such a erogent hes such a hes erogent hes such a hes such a erogent hes such a erogent asshole! boop $hedu $hedu anything that he wants to do and anything that you want to do $hedu hell do it better than you hes such a erogent asshole! god damn it $hedu!
8.
let me get a look at them tiger titties hey gurrl let me get a look at them tiger tits hey gurrl let me get a look at them tiger hey gurrl let me get a look at them tiger tits hey gurrl let me get a look at your tiger tits tabax! tabax! nocturnal carnivore chaotic evil nocturnal carnivore ehh fuck... nocturnal carnivore chaotic evil nocturnal carnivore as the sun sets youll be my whore nocturnal carnivore chaotic evil nocturnal carnivore tonight youll eat my meat once more nocturnal carnivore chaotic evil nocturnal carnivore as the sun sets youll be my whore nocturnal carnivore chaotic evil nocturnal carnivore tonight youll eat my meat once more nocturnal carnivore chaotic evil tiger tits tiger tits tiger tits tiger tits tiger tits let me get a look at them tiger titties let me get a look at them tiger titties
9.
wahh-hoo! wahh-hoo!!! laa daa daaaa... shlurglageugh...
10.
another friday another weeks past i got my check and i got it cashed i bought some beer and i packed my hash im on my way to m0ngrle mans bash hes got a hoof hand and a half a paw a googley snoot snout snaggley jaw i heard his dick was 3 dicks long bull lion lizard monkey man rat frog hes one of us all m0ngle oh yeah the man oh yeah hes got his beer helmet on and a splif in his hand my man oh yeah m0ngle oh yeah hes got most every skin disease but we dont even care high on life no matter the circumstance maybe its because of whats in his pants m0ngle oh yeah the man oh yeah hes got his party rags on so he cranks up the jams 5:45 in the mornin parties still bumpin the crack of dawn and gippy snortin slugs quaz!t finally oded on drugs and the kid just shrugs mork0th creepin in the tub gonna give some surprise love hey shardeen surprise is it is it is it is it? who gives a shit? $hedu munchin rugs m0ngrle gettin rubs tabax! in the middle just shaken them cat jugs and all 0wlbear wants all 0wlbear whats is hugs do do do do do do do rew do do do do do do do do do rew do do do dooooooo $hedu boop yeah do do do do do do do rew do do do do do do do do do rew do do do doooooooooooooo youre one of a kind bud handing out your kind bud m0ngle man abides the world provides m0ngle man abides the world provides m0ngle oh yeah the man oh yeah my man oh yeah m0ngle oh yeah high on life no matter the circumstance maybe its because of whats in his pants m0ngle oh yeah the man oh yeah hi hi m0ngle hey dougy buddy! i heard the ladies around youre bash talkin is your dick 3 dicks long? hey dougy buddy! how do i get that? actually its 4 but whatever whatever just stay in school ??????? dont do to much of drugs look both ways and be nice to your pals and your gal pals parents always be real so you just be dougy buddy and ill be m0ngle oh yeah the man oh yeah m0ngle oh yeah the man oh yeah look for yourself in yourself m0ngle man abides the world provides m0ngle man abides the world provides do do do do do do do $hebadobadabadabahbadahbow yeah!
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a thousand suns have brought us here a thousand cups wont hold the tears those fuckers shed before they meet their makers and now we stand outside their lairs our swords are raised and set to tare their throats out as if it were just some paper well paint the walls red blood will come vapor well paint the walls red blood will come vapor weve climbed inside a dragons ass to slay it from within wed do it all again ya know wed do it all again weve reached inside a giants gash we tore out all its kin wed do it all again ya know wed do it all again we spread our seeds from sea to sea and in so many maids bellies warriors grow within young warriors grow within in the deepest dungeons what we did to all unknown experiments what we did to them will forever stay between us and the wand of orkus

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me and my buddy made this album. i am releasing it 12/21/12 so that it can exist in space somewhere for the future. i hope you enjoy it. -Dougy

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released December 21, 2012

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