Monster Us, Manuel.

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me and my buddy made this album. i am releasing it 12/21/12 so that it can exist in space somewhere for the future. i hope you enjoy it. -Dougy

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released December 21, 2012

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Track Name: Whistles Equals Quest (Thee Beginning)
no
no we wont come home
no we wont come home
till a thousand suns
have set on the crows
who will feast on the bones
of those fuckers

no
no we wont come home
no we wont come home
no we will not rest
till we've drained all their blood
till we've laid in their beds
with their lovers


no
no we wont come home
no we wont come home
till a thousand suns
have set on the crows
who will feast on the bones
of those fuckers

no
no we wont come home
no we wont come home
no we will not rest
till we've drained all their blood
till we've laid in their beds
with their lovers


we shall grab our swords
we shall grab our shields
the wand of orkus
through our journey will guide us
till death we will
not yield

we will destroy any giant
overcome every element
we will defeat dreaded dragons
concur all unknown experiments
we will murder any monster that gets in our way
we will rescue and damsel in hopes for a lay
we will discovery and steal whatever we feel
oh all the foods and treasures and whatevers
we will go down in history
as the mighty warriors

we will be triumphant
we will be triumphant
we will be triumphant
we will be we will be

we will be triumphant
we will be triumphant
we will be triumphant
we will be we will be

we will be triumphant
we will be triumphant
we will be triumphant
we will be we will be

you monsters better watch your shit!


we will slay every last dragon
capture every single maiden
take them to our deepest dungeon
let them rub up on our skin

from ariel servant up to zombie
nothing can hide there is no safety
all monsters will run and cower
from our awesome skills and
power!


we will be triumphant
we will be triumphant
we will be triumphant
we will be we will be

we will be triumphant
we will be triumphant
we will be triumphant
we will be we will be

we will be triumphant
we will be triumphant
we will be triumphant
we will be we will be
Track Name: Now They're Dead (0wlbear)
0wlbear x's alot

0wlbear 0wlbear insane wizard
owl and a bear and a pare of scissors
0wlbear 0wlbear what the fuck?
worse than part platypus worse than part duck

0wlbear 0wlbear attack on sight
owl and a bear till death will fight
0wlbear 0wlbear what the fuck?
im sorry bout your short comings
im sorry bout your luck

0wlbear
0wlbear
0wlbear
what the fuck?

0wlbear
0wlbear
0wlbear
what the fuck?

0wlbear
0wlbear
0wlbear
what the fuck?

you poor pathetic fat ass creature
you cant even love anyone
or even hug them
if you do you will hit them with a 2 to 16 point damage
and probably kill them

now theyre dead

0wlbear 0wlbear insane wizard
owl and a bear and a pare of scissors
0wlbear 0wlbear what the fuck?
worse than part platypus worse than part duck

0wlbear 0wlbear attack on sight
owl and a bear till death will fight
0wlbear 0wlbear what the fuck?
im sorry bout your short comings
im sorry bout your luck
Track Name: He's Not Dancing Cus He's Depressed (Quaz!t)
the quaz!t hates his life
he hates his kids and his wife
quaz!t doses himself with gasoline
strikes a match and stabs his face with a knife
but its no use cus
cold nor fire nor lightning will kill
cus only magical or cold iron will kill

the quaz!t wants to be
whatever he wants to be
but the god damn demon lord
choose a wolf frog bat or a giant centipede
oh how he wants to be anyone but he
he was to frolic in the daisies
do a dance naked maybe
climb to the top of the world

the quaz!t has but 6 questions hed like to ask
like a commune spell is this is this contact?

the quaz!t has but 6 questions hed like to ask
like a commune spell is this is this contact?

will you kill me?
will you kill me?
will you kill me?
will you kill me?
will you kill me?
will you kill me?
please?


hey dad
please dont kill yourself
mom still needs you

hey dad
please dont kill yourself
mom still needs you
to take out the trash
Track Name: Aqua Rape / Possibly Humanoid (M0rk0th)
m0rk0th is biting me
im charmed and suffering
attacked without knowledge enabling
m0rk0th to consume me

m0rk0th is biting me
im charmed and suffering
attacked without knowledge enabling
m0rk0th to consume me

are you a m0rk0th?
are you a m0rl0ck?
its to dim for me to see you

are you a m0rk0th?
are you a m0rl0ck?
spiral tunnels draw me near you

are you a m0rk0th?
are you a m0rl0ck?
its to dim for me to see you

are you a m0rk0th?
are you a m0rl0ck?
spiral tunnels draw me near you


thee only way that ill make it out alive
is by throwing a -4 on the die
even if i was to cast a spell its no use
the m0rk0th rubber im glue
if a dispelled magic is case simultaneously
i may just escape from below
although
even then the m0rk0th allowed a saving throw
a saving throw
a saving throw
even then the m0rk0th allowed a saving throw
Track Name: Well Dougy / izit (!x!txach!tl)
what the hell is that?

is it
is it
is it
a zachittle?

is it
is it
is it
a zachittle?

is it
is it
is it
a zachittle?

is it a zachittle or
is it not?

well what the hell is it?

well dougy
they are a race of intelligent aquatic beings
that resemble small manta rays with barbed tails
they have an evil disposition and worship evil powers
Track Name: Sip, Slurp, Suck / Derr (G@leb Duhr)
g@leb duhr

goin to get a keg with $hedu
for m0ngle mans weekly bash
passed the g@leb duhrs
they were all out on the front lawn
singin some eldridge tunes
causen n preventin earthquakes
what a bunch of rock creeps
shardeen derr she was topless
and and we could see her tit bush
her hairy breast made me vomit
and little baby gippy derr
scampered over to catch it in his sippy cup
before i was even done
he asked me if i wanted it back
or if he could just have it
i threw up once more
and his eyes glistened
i jumped on $hedu
and we was out!

rock rock rock rock
rock rock rock rock
rock trash rock trash
rock trash rock trash

rock rock rock rock
rock rock rock rock
rock trash rock trash
rock trash rock trash

youve been eatn inbreed baby derrs
for way to long now
outside like a bunch of rock monkeys
shardeen givin a suck not givin a fuck

little baby gippy derr
slurpin vomit sippy cup
skippin chipper through his own bowels
now thats just foul
no one wants you around
burry your boulder ass back undergrowned

what a bunch of rock monkeys
what a bunch of rock creeps
what a bunch of rock monkeys
what a bunch of rock creeps and

little baby gippy derr
slurping vomit sippy cups
skipping chipper through his own bowels
yellow rain boots he claps and howls

splishing and a splashing
his fun is everlasting
giggle and a laughing all day long
little baby gippy derr singing his song


g@leb duhr
g@leb duhr
g@leb duhr sing an eldridge tune
g@leb duhr sing an eldridge tune
sing an eldridge tune
sing an eldridge tune
sing an eldridge tune
sing an eldridge tune

sing an eldridge tune

you say your on a special diet
diet a special diet
but i find it a little hard for me to buy it
buy it to buy it
cus ive seen you eat you ass so retarded
retarded retarded
little baby gippy derr slurpin vom
but hes not thee only one
not thee only one
not thee only one

do you have any idea how many calories
are in just one single serving of vom?
cus ive seen every single one of you
salivating over it sip slurp sucking some

sip slurping sucking
sip slurping and sucking
some

sip slurping sucking
sip slurping and sucking
some

sip slurping sucking
sip slurping and sucking
some

sip slurping and sucking
sip slurping and sucking
some
Track Name: Beard Sand Mustache / Erogent Asshole ($hedu)
leader of the herd
eater of the herb
alignment lawful good
telepathy beard sand mustache
always

your favorite g.i. joe
you thought youd finally won
$hedu out bid you and ivite you over
just to watch you watch them burn
that fuck

and back in middle school
at the talent show
$hedu breezed you up on stage
and ruined your interruptive dance
to cher

$hedu gets the girls
the ones you really like and then
calls you up just to rub it on in
tells you that they werent that great
in bed

hello? god damn it $hedu

boop $hedu $hedu
anything that he wants to do
and anything that you want to do
$hedu hell do it better than you

boop $hedu $hedu
anything that he wants to do
and anything that you want to do
$hedu hell do it better than you

i see you $hedu eyeballing me
from acrost the way
you dont intimidate me with your powerful stocky bodies
and your powerful feathered wings
their heads are large and humanoid
and rather dwarven in appearance
you best get that beard sand mustache outta my face
before i knock that faggy little breaded clothe or rope
off your forehead
but you aint speakin shit now are you?
however you always rely on telepathy
which youve mastered so well
what am i thinkin now?!
what am i thinkin now?!
you cant even make
rudimentary contract
can even maybe plants

well $shedu
whatchu gotta say for yourself?

erogent
fuck

boop $hedu $hedu
anything that he wants to do
and anything that you want to do
$hedu hell do it better than you

hes such a hes such a hes such a hes such a
hes such a hes such a hes such a hes such a
erogent hes erogent erogent hes such a erogent
hes such a erogent asshole

boop $hedu $hedu
anything that he wants to do
and anything that you want to do
$hedu hell do it better than you

hes such a hes such a hes such a hes such a
hes such a hes such a hes such a hes such a
erogent hes erogent erogent hes such a erogent
hes such a erogent asshole

shut the fuck up $hedu!!!

hes such a hes such a hes such a hes such a
hes such a hes such a
erogent hes such a hes erogent
hes such a hes such a erogent
hes such a erogent asshole!

boop $hedu $hedu
anything that he wants to do
and anything that you want to do
$hedu hell do it better than you

hes such a erogent asshole!
god damn it $hedu!
Track Name: Tiger Tits (Tabax!)
let me get a look at them tiger titties

hey gurrl let me get a look
at them tiger tits
hey gurrl let me get a look
at them tiger
hey gurrl let me get a look
at them tiger tits
hey gurrl let me get a look
at your tiger
tits

tabax!
tabax!

nocturnal carnivore chaotic evil
nocturnal carnivore
ehh fuck...

nocturnal carnivore chaotic evil
nocturnal carnivore
as the sun sets youll be my whore

nocturnal carnivore chaotic evil
nocturnal carnivore
tonight youll eat my meat once more

nocturnal carnivore chaotic evil
nocturnal carnivore
as the sun sets youll be my whore

nocturnal carnivore chaotic evil
nocturnal carnivore
tonight youll eat my meat once more

nocturnal carnivore chaotic evil

tiger tits
tiger tits
tiger tits
tiger tits
tiger tits
let me get a look at them tiger titties
let me get a look at them tiger titties
Track Name: Playdate / Lil Gip & The Quaz KiD (Quaderr)
wahh-hoo! wahh-hoo!!! laa daa daaaa...
shlurglageugh...
Track Name: Hey Dougy Buddy (M0ngrle Man)
another friday another weeks past
i got my check and i got it cashed
i bought some beer and i packed my hash
im on my way to m0ngrle mans bash

hes got a hoof hand and a half a paw
a googley snoot snout snaggley jaw
i heard his dick was 3 dicks long
bull lion lizard monkey man rat frog
hes one of us all

m0ngle oh yeah the man oh yeah
hes got his beer helmet on and a splif in his hand
my man oh yeah m0ngle oh yeah
hes got most every skin disease but we dont even care
high on life no matter the circumstance
maybe its because of whats in his pants
m0ngle oh yeah the man oh yeah
hes got his party rags on so he cranks up the jams

5:45 in the mornin
parties still bumpin
the crack of dawn and
gippy snortin slugs
quaz!t finally oded on drugs
and the kid just shrugs
mork0th creepin in the tub
gonna give some surprise love
hey shardeen surprise
is it is it is it is it?
who gives a shit?
$hedu munchin rugs
m0ngrle gettin rubs
tabax! in the middle
just shaken them cat jugs
and all 0wlbear wants
all 0wlbear whats is hugs

do do do
do do do do
rew do do
do do do do
do do do rew do do do
dooooooo
$hedu boop yeah

do do do
do do do do
rew do do
do do do do
do do do rew do do do
doooooooooooooo

youre one of a kind bud
handing out your kind bud
m0ngle man abides
the world provides
m0ngle man abides
the world provides

m0ngle oh yeah the man oh yeah
my man oh yeah m0ngle oh yeah
high on life no matter the circumstance
maybe its because of whats in his pants
m0ngle oh yeah the man oh yeah

hi hi m0ngle
hey dougy buddy!
i heard the ladies around youre bash talkin
is your dick 3 dicks long?
hey dougy buddy!
how do i get that?
actually its 4
but whatever whatever
just stay in school
???????
dont do to much of drugs
look both ways and
be nice to your pals and your gal pals parents
always be real
so you just be dougy buddy
and ill be

m0ngle oh yeah the man oh yeah
m0ngle oh yeah the man oh yeah
look for yourself in yourself

m0ngle man abides
the world provides
m0ngle man abides
the world provides

do do do
do do do do
$hebadobadabadabahbadahbow yeah!
Track Name: Whistles Equals Conquest (To be continued...)
a thousand suns have brought us here
a thousand cups wont hold the tears
those fuckers shed before they meet their makers

and now we stand outside their lairs
our swords are raised and set to tare
their throats out as if it were just some paper

well paint the walls red
blood will come vapor
well paint the walls red
blood will come vapor

weve climbed inside a dragons ass
to slay it from within
wed do it all again ya know wed do it all again

weve reached inside a giants gash
we tore out all its kin
wed do it all again ya know wed do it all again

we spread our seeds from sea to sea
and in so many maids bellies
warriors grow within young warriors grow within

in the deepest dungeons
what we did to all unknown experiments
what we did to them
will forever stay between us
and the wand of orkus